Alright, This is how it's going to work, I type a section of text and give you the options on what you can do next, you then do the same by typing the next section of the roleplay with some more options for the next person to continue.

You are confronted with a fortress surrounded by armed guards, You are wearing a large 2 handed battle axe on your back and heavy armor and are capable of smashing through stone if you start running. Do you:

A. Run through a wall and shout "OH YEAH"
B. Run through a wall and shout "I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, *****!"
C. Proceed through killing all the guards one by one with your huge axe.
D. Give up and go home.

C. Put some Metallica on and drive through town backwards.


You start driving the tank backward through town. Everyone should be panicking but instead, you get blank stares from just about everyone as if they're asking "Where did that guy get a tank". Eventually you hear a pedestrian scream as you run over them. You panic and start driving toward the fortress, busting down the door with the tank. You hop out and realize that your victim is alive and well, and is....

A. Tom Hanks
B. NBA Star Shaq
C. Solid Snake
D. WWE Superstar Triple H

A. Tom Hanks

You apologize as much as you can. However he does not appear to be angry at all, apparently if you hadn't hit him, he'd have been shot by an angry person. Wow, what a lucky bastard. Anyway he thanks YOU instead and signs your copy of:

A. Saving Private Ryan
B. Road to Perdition
C. Forest Gump
D. 101 greatest speeches of Margret Thatcher.

D. 101 greatest speeches of Margaret Thatcher.

And just at that time, both him and your copy of "101 greatest speeches of Margaret Thatcher" burst into flames! What do you do?:

A. RAGE.
B. Go cry in a corner.
C. Adopt a kitty.
D. Kill zombies.

B. Go cry in a corner.

Your favourite actor has died and taken your favourite CD! You must announce it to the world. Do you:

A. Buy a sammich board announcing "The end is nye"
B. Rush your CD to the hospital in the hope that it may be repairable, leaving Tom Hanks to die.
C. Continue on your Fortress destroying quest.
D. Flirt with some teen blonde whom were stalking Tom and realise that you are just as awesome.

A. Buy a sammich board announcing "The end is nye"

You see a man attacking a lass nearby, and you feel like doing something, would you...

A. Watch and see what happens next
B. Help the lass out from the clutches of him
C. Join him and attack her too
D. Ignore them thinking you can't do anything.

D. Say "Fuck it what was I thinking? I need help" then turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

You spin around on the spot, then fall over and hit your head from the spinning..oh the spinning. spin spin spin....
Anyway. You awaken to find yourself tied to a tree, hanging upside down. Do you:
A. Question your purpose on this planet and why you have chosen to do this?
B. Gnaw through the rope tieing you to the tree.
C. Throw a hissy fit.
D. Start advertising super-adhesive glue, and how it'd be so much more effective than rope.

B. Gnaw through the rope tying you to the tree.

Oh no! The rope is made of acid! My mouth is now sizzling and you're in extreme pain. Quick, what do you do?

A. FLAIL, COLLAPSE AND DIE.
B. Water. Lots of water. That fixes everything.
C. Dance to "Thriller"
D. Scream "SAVE ME JESUS"

D. Scream "Save me Jesus"

You then wake up from that horrible dream, and realise you choken on some rope while chewing on it, rendering you unconcious. You continue gnawing through the rope and all your teeth are pulled out in the process. Do you:

A. Continue gnawing through the rope with your gums.
B. Struggle in an attempt to loosen some ropes.
C. Negotiate with your kidnappers.
D. Set fire to things to aid your escape.

D. Set fire to things to aid your escape.

Hmm... you can't move and you have nothing to set fire to it with... wait a minute. For all that teeth-falling-out-ness, it has gained you a level up somehow! What skill would you like to learn? Remember, you're still tied to a tree.

A. Lazor eye beams.
B. Morph into the shape of something.
C. Dance spectacularly.
D. Something COMPLETELY different.

D. Something COMPLETELY different.

You gain the ability to make toast by staring at bread angrily. You do not understand how this will help you escape until you see an old woman holding a loaf of bread why not. You use your powers to toast the loaf and it shoots across the grass and breaks the ropes, razzle dazzle. You see you are in the middle of a park, do you:

A. Return to the original idea of invading the fortress.
B. Sell your body on the streets for loaves of bread to fire at people.
C. Go into a Bakery and ruin some sammichs.
D. Advertise super-adhesive glue.

B. Sell your body on the streets for loaves of bread to fire at people.

You are under a Volcano which just erupted, as you rush, you see a couple trying to get out of a car which got jammed between the Boulders the volcano shot, What would you do?

A. Save them, as long as they pay you for it
B. Save them because you want to.
C. Ignore them and run off.
D. Save the Babe because she's Hotter then lava.