Roleplay, It's a form of art

SUP DUDES · Summer Rain Posts: 51 Join date: 2009-04-01

Halkel wrote:

C. Set fire to the Safari zone

You set it alight and you see a Pheonix appear at the scene, you wish to communicate to it but you're were paralized by it's beauty. Do you...

A. Keep looking at it
B. Look away, It's giving you dirty images of ~~Kaido~~* ~~Halkel~~* Karen
C. Extinguish the fire to see what happens
D. Get Abba to sing more Abba songs
E. Attempt to communicate to it.

Kaido was what I said, Kai made it Halkel.

C. Extinguish the fire to see what happens

You pull out a fire extinguisher, which you for some reason, randomly carry around with you everywhere you go, and extinguish the fire. Billy Joel has a band set up next to a nearby tree and is playing "We Didn't Start the Fire". As the fire extinguishes you see an entire army of ducks armed with poisonous blow dart guns. You.......

A. Sacrifice Billy Joel to the ducks and hope for the best.
B. Take Billy Joel and run.
C. Ask Abba to sing Abba songs with Billy Joel
D. Attempt to summon an army of ninjas, having no clue how to even do so, to combat the army of ducks
E. Poop on the grass

Desicus · Subject: Re: Roleplay, It's a form of art Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:50 am

SUP DUDES wrote:

You pull out a fire extinguisher, which you for some reason, randomly carry around with you everywhere you go, and extinguish the fire. Billy Joel has a band set up next to a nearby tree and is playing "We Didn't Start the Fire". As the fire extinguishes you see an entire army of ducks armed with poisonous blow dart guns. You.......

A. Sacrifice Billy Joel to the ducks and hope for the best.
B. Take Billy Joel and run.
C. Ask Abba to sing Abba songs with Billy Joel
D. Attempt to summon an army of ninjas, having no clue how to even do so, to combat the army of ducks
E. Poop on the grass

A. Sacrifice Billy Joel to the ducks and hope for the best.

You find that your life is much more important that Billy Joel's and you offer him as a sacrifice to the ducks in your stead. Now that the duck's blood thirst is satisfied, they have invited you to join them in a festival celebrating their recent killing-well-done. Do you...

A. Accept and follow the band of murderous ducks.
B. Decline and make up some half-wit excuse.
C. Point in the direction opposite of them and shout, "WHATS THAT!?" and run.
D. Start doing the safety dance in an attempt to confuse the ducks.

Kaido · Moderator Posts: 62 Join date: 2008-07-29

A. Accept and follow the band of murderous ducks.

Why not? You didn't like Billy Joel that much anyway. They lead you out into the middle of their pond. Oh wait a minute, you forgot. You can't swim and you left your armbands at home! That's kind of a shame... what do you do?

A. Scream and thrash about.
B. Make it rain submarines.
C. Ask the ducks for help.
D. Give up and sink, hoping for the best.

Desicus · Subject: Re: Roleplay, It's a form of art Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:21 am

Kaido wrote:

A. Accept and follow the band of murderous ducks.

Why not? You didn't like Billy Joel that much anyway. They lead you out into the middle of their pond. Oh wait a minute, you forgot. You can't swim and you left your armbands at home! That's kind of a shame... what do you do?

A. Scream and thrash about.
B. Make it rain submarines.
C. Ask the ducks for help.
D. Give up and sink, hoping for the best.

B. Make it rain submarines.

Instead of taking swimming lessons, which you're regretting to do at the moment, you went and took crazy Indian rain-dance lessons. One of which was the dance of the submarine! As you shake your money maker clouds begin to form in the sky above you. Thunder and lightning start to ensue. Next thing you know Submarines begin falling into the pond and you feel saved...problem is, the submarine is about 5x bigger than this duck pond. you thrash your way to the submarine and....

A. Climb up the side and hop in.
B. Realize that the pond isn't as deep as you thought it was.
C. Stare at the submarine like a deer in headlights.
D. Start singing that damn beetles song.