B. Save them because you want to.

Unfortunately, as you are saving them, one of the boulders breaks loose and rolls on top of you and you die. Can this thread die nao plx?

A. No
B. Never
C. Not on my lifetime
D. You say something?

A, B, C AND D!
You then realise it wasn\'t YOU who died, it was your clone! Well now what?

A. Back to the fortress quest!
B. I'd rather go kill aliens...
C. I'll go buy a car!
D. Jump on the boulder to make sure the clone\'s dead.

D. Jump on the boulder to make sure the clone's dead.

You see a cat across the river, do you...

A. Swim and give it a pat
B. Move on, it must be bigger then you think
C. It's Kaido, Lets get him.
D. Find a Bridge and hope it's still there as you can't swim.

C. It's Kaido, Let's get him.

You tackle Kaido, only to realize you have squished him to death. In an attempt to blame someone else for the kitty-cide, you point to a random hobo and prepare to shout angrily, only to notice that he is not a hobo at all. The man, in a horribly misguided attempt to blend into the crowd, is dressed all in white and wears a sword at his hip, a shortsword on his back, and a band of throwing knives over his wrist. Very subtle. You stare at his amputated ring finger, making him feel terribly self-conscious. You jerk. You decide that he must be a wood-shop teacher. Do you-

A. Ask him how to build a birdhouse.
B. Ask him if he would let you play with his swords.
C. Scream, "ASSASSIN!!!"
D. Buy the homeless wood-shop teacher a sandwich.

A. Ask him how to build a birdhouse.

In the process of building the birdhouse, you saw a finger off, damn that hurt! Now your dream of becoming a proffesional piano player has been crushed like a child's head in my hand. However you decide your new dream is to become a female basketball players, you can't dunk but you make up for it with the fundamentals why not. For this you must:

A. Have a sex change.
B. Buy yourself a pair of breasts to pass off as female, they wont check down below.
C. Grow some a beard, thats very womanly!
D. Get an earring.

A. Have a sex change. (DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABBA.)

Oh dear. The sex change went horrible wrong. You have one breast WAY bigger than the others and you have hippo hips. What are you going to do?

A. Strut my mis-sized breasts and hippo hips!
B. Go play basketball.
C. Plastic surgery!
D. A big overwheling hat will take people's minds off my breasts and hips...

C. Plastic Surgery!

You enter the plastic Surgery ward and see Kaido stumbling out, after having facial reconstruction due to the crushing force you landed on her earlier. Wow she looks beautiful, you consider the following chat up lines:

A. "Hey baby, whats cooking, cause you're on fire"
B. "Hey baby, you look good, did you put on some weight?"
C. "OI FATTY"
D. Vomit on Kaido.

FFFF.

A. "Hey baby, whats cooking, cause you're on fire"

You got REJECTED, 'cause this kitty has STANDARDS. And is also a male and your breasts are mis-sized etc. He's now jumping to claw at your face. What do you do?

A. SCREAM.
B. FLAIL AND SCREAM.
C. CRY AND SCREAM.
D. SCREAM LIKE ABBA.

D. Scream like Abba

You let out a war cry and stomp on da female kitty. "Take that you hormonal teenage cat!" you shout as you throw Kaido into a van full of lubricant that just happens to be driving past. You continue on your way and have the sex change reversed completely, Penis and all. (Except you keep the breasts in a bag for the lonely nights in the future). You continue on your way and pass a pet shop, they have a special on Octopi today, do you:
A. BUY AN OCTOPUS
B. Buy a kitty to replace the ugly female one you destroyed earlier in the lubricant.
C. Run into the store naked and ask for some sheep.
D. Bang your head on the window from the outside whilst shouting "NOT TOM HANKS NOOOO!"

Your equipment:
Bag o' breasts.

A. BUY AN OCTOPUS.

Why not? It's AWESOME. Except it was larger than your expected. It seems like more of a kraken.
BEGIN BATTLE.

A. Attack!
B. Magic!
C. Defend!
D. Item!
E. Run!

Equipment:
Bag o' breasts.

B. Magic!

You Cast Thundaga on the beast but it didn't work, It's attacking you now. You...

A. Cast Scan to see what it's weak against
B. Cast protect/Shell to reduce the incoming attack
C. Attempt to Cast Sleep
D. Summon Abba to sing Abba Songs
E. Plan B... RUN!!!

D. Summon Abba to sing Abba songs.

Abba sings Fernando. The Kraken is wooed. Apparently its name was Fernando why not. You are envious of him and realize your only choice is to eat Abba's heart to gain his strength and therefore inherit ownership of his new pet Kraken. You remember all the other things that homeless wood-shop teacher taught you and skillfully assassinate Abba then devour him completely. You're thorough like that. You now have a pet Kraken and all of Abba's hax. You-

A. Find a busty, scantily clad asian schoolgirl with cat-ears upon which to sic your tentacled friend.
B. Delete ****ing EVERYTHING!!!
C. Charge your laser.
D. Gladiator Mice.

-Equipment:
Bag o' Breasts (They have begun to seep through your satchel.)
Abba's Wallet
Abba's Bitchin' Watch
A Hoagie Why Not

C. Charge your laser.

YOU'RE CHARGIN' YOUR LAZOR. WHAT HAPPENS?

A. FIRIN' MAH LAZOR.
B. FIRIN' MAH LAZOR.
C. FIRIN' MAH LAZOR.
D. FIRIN' MAH LAZOR.

C. Set fire to the Safari zone

You set it alight and you see a Pheonix appear at the scene, you wish to communicate to it but you're were paralized by it's beauty. Do you...

A. Keep looking at it
B. Look away, It's giving you dirty images of Kaido* Halkel* Karen
C. Extinguish the fire to see what happens
D. Get Abba to sing more Abba songs
E. Attempt to communicate to it.

Kaido was what I said, Kai made it Halkel.